Well, there you have it. After a hurriedly arranged media statement It’s all the EU’s fault that the UK can’t slink away from their responsibilities with a sweetheart cherry picked deal that gives them preferential treatment without the financial costs or free movement of citizens backwards and forth, and essentially a better deal than the actual members of the EU will still have.
They are bastards one and all those blooming foreign politico types, hints Theresa for the benefit of the Daily Hate Mail, the Depress and the Fascist monthly gazette.
According to her (she’s clearly unhinged) the EU are not treating her with respect (the whoopy cushion on her chair in Salzburg was just a wee joke to see if she would hop up and do some of that groovy dancing again, honest).
It’s now time for the EU to come back with their proposals. The ball is back in their court. At this stage in the negotiations rejecting Britain’s kind advances is simply not on, she uttered, going very red in the face.
The EU don’t have to do anything of the sort. The only comments they really have to make I would suggest is to say cheerybye, all the very best, and give the 1920’s our love wont you. They just want Britain to quietly piss off and let everybody else get on with it.
Theresa May and her bunch of public schoolboy wallopers who never grew up don’t get it. The UK doesn’t matter on the world stage anymore. It’s that simple.
When threatened in any shape or form they revert to type. Out comes the warpaint, the Dunkirk spirit,good old Winnie, Trafalgar, Blenheim, Waterloo, tally ho and it’s a snifter in the mess after a sortie over the channel.
The British state playbook never changes, it’s written in several hundred years of history. When it looks like you’ve been humiliated pick a fight and blame somebody foreign for the treachery of not realising that you are exceptional and therefore should be worshipped and treated with extreme deference.
One thing is entirely clear about the new super hard born-again War Maybot. She’s just reached the point where she has really pissed the EU off.
If she has made this statement with the upcoming Tory conference in mind with a view to saving her career by strolling onstage to Land of Hope and Glory, with a superimposed photo of her in a Chieftan tank on the screen behind her a la Iron Lady (spit) to save her from the wild dogs of Eton I think she’s gambling big style.
We are heading for no-deal folks. It’s going to be a bumpy ride but it’s time to launch the independence lifeboats Scotland. It’s an imperative.
#DissolveThe Union
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