So now it seems that at the 10 Downing Street party that never happened Boris Johnson’s Press Chief Jack Doyle, who has been spinning the spin of the last week and a half about the party that never happened being the party that never happened, made a speech and handed out awards to some of the multitude gathered there whilst the party never happened.
This after Allegra Stratton, who was filmed last year laughing and joking about trying to create a publicly palatable response for the hard-of -thinking to any sort of question about the party that never happened, took one for one’s team (she’ll no’ miss the hundred odd grand a year I promise you that).
Allegra, in so doing, did the second best Tory contrite tears and snotters leave-me-alone-but-feel-sorry-for-me act seen in recent memory almost a year to the day after that shambolic Breakfast TV boak-inducing effort at waterworks from the ever weird and slightly sinister disaster that is Matt Hancock. Do they really think we are total mugs?
Meanwhile, after being savaged in the House by top socialist Sir Keir Whitisname (what a wimp, his surname definitely is not Hardie) being savaged by him is like being tickled under the oxster with a two month old duckling’s tail feather whilst having warm coconut oil massaged into your neck muscles, old bawheid himself, still it seems Teflon-coated to almost any disaster that he, or his government cause, almost on a daily basis now, is coming over all Churchillian gravitas again.
Oh yes, he wants you to pay attention to him now folks. Never mind the too numerous to list incidents when the man has blatantly misrepresented facts, diverted scrutiny away from himself and just bare-faced, with accustomed comfortable ease, lied. He has no conscience.
The sudden seriousness with which he is again taking the latest strain of the pandemic ( there’s no truth in the rumour that when someone first mentioned the word Omicron to him he thought it was an upcoming media company he should buy shares in) is directly related to the amount of shyte him and his spin team think he might be in with the public.
I’m nearer sixty than fifty and I cannot remember, in my lifetime, a Prime Minister or a government, individually and collectively, displaying such a complete lack of a moral compass with no real grip on the reality of what’s going on around them than this lot.
As a passionate supporter of Scotland returning to its rightful state of independent self-government I feel we must begin the process towards the transition to independence right now. As our devolved powered Government at Holyrood goes through the necessary games of political and legal Snakes & ladders to come to get us there we will never have a better chance of success than when this clown and his bunch of heid-the-baws are still in power.
Some day soon it’s going to dawn on the people of England (why it hasn’t already I have no idea) that the time for this madhouse circus is over, and the Bullingdon lads will be swept away. Whatever ruthlessness comes next, whomever takes over in Downing Street will be harder to get the measure of than Johnson.
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