Doogie just does what he’s telt

Far from ever being accused of praising the political leanings of Ruth ‘ermine’ Davidson I will however say this. I’m pretty sure that over the last few months of the absolute and unprecedented chaos that has engulfed the party of selfishness in the UK, that she is a member of, she would have had something else to say at various points in time publicly other than just dredging out the words ‘I fully support X, Y and Z. This is entirely the right thing to do and I’m right behind them’.

What a wilting dreep wee DoogIe the linesman, VAR with the batteries removed, is. The man has no backbone. I’m pretty sure the Tories could sit a rhododendron bush in the hot seat in 10 Downing Street and Rosco would immediately speed dial a hovering nearby BBC Scotland reporter and camera crew so that he could pledge his unwavering support for a shrub.

I know for the likes of Ross of Moray, or Murray Ross as auld bawheid once called him in his usual unprepared manner, life is all about getting loyalty points in the bag, stored up and accumulated until, instead of having enough coupons to pay for a flight to Bristol, they hit the magic total where they measure you up for a cloak of deid stoat’s fur and a signing on stipend of three hundred and fifty quid a day, between snoozes and subsidised five star meals.

The lack of integrity, charisma or personality that the fella brings to political life in Scotland creates a gap in a democratic process in Holyrood which, in all fairness, requires an active, coherent opposition to the government of the day, providing checks and balances and holding power to account.

Stand up for yourself sometime man. You would at least command some respect if you did. Your deference on all occasions to your masters in London does you no favours in Scotland. 

Then there’s that other guy, you know, the one with the extremely vital job, the Secretary of State against Scotland. An individual the average Scot couldn’t name, or pick out of a police line-up, or even tell you what it is he’s supposed to be doing for a living……. Ooft!

How do these people expect to survive in politics once Scotland returns to Its rightful state of independence if they slavishly follow what they are told to do by a political party in and of another country? 

The self-governing parliament of Scotland will surely require representatives of the people across the political spectrum. Our citizens of a Conservative view will be as equally as entitled to representation as anyone else. In in terms of what will be, eventually, a fully codified democratic Constitution underpinning our sovereignty it is vitally so that they do. 

Healthily, a new crop of such individuals with conservative views, but not wedded to the past and dysfunctional former relationships, will emerge, I am sure. I figure the current band of comic singers and ermine -chasers will have made themselves pretty much anonymous by then.

Independence is normal. Independence is coming. Independence is inevitable.