Letter Of Last Resort

The Right Honourable Theresa May, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson, the rest of the tory government, all of your wee pixie pals from across the chamber in red, that other lot, what’s left of them, and the unelected freeloading, expenses hoovering, mob in ermine cloaks,
The Palace of Westminster,
Westminster, SW1A,
London (innit)

Dear yooz

Sometime soon the piss that you have been ripping out of the people of Scotland is going to stop.

You’ve had our oil and gas, you’ve destroyed just about all of our industries (apart from the limited remaining maritime sector you keep going so you can use it to threaten us every time you need to spend obscene amounts of public money to retain an image that you are a world power) you are hoovering up massive tax revenues from our whisky, you and some of your foreign pals (the ones you like) around 525 of you, make sure that you retain ownership of half the private land in Scotland, you and your red act-a-likes half-inched some of our maritime waters, you’ve pulled the rug out from under our renewable energy projects, you’ve taken us out of the biggest market for our remaining traders, you’ve made the rest of Europe think we are all a bunch of racists, you’ve ridiculed,and for the most part ignored, just about the entire membership of your elected chamber who hail from Scottish constituencies, you’ve decimated our armed forces, you’ve lied to the people of the rest of the United Kingdom about Johnny Foreigner and straight bananas, and now you have ensured that a country which does not want anything to do with weapons of mass destruction, and who overwhelmingly voted against them, will continue to have a target on it’s back and no choice in the decision to park these monstrous instruments of mass murder within shouting distance of half the population of Scotland, but miles and miles, and miles away from you.

Well, enough is enough. All bets are off. See you at the independence referendum soon.

Best wishes and watch and no’ trip on the front step on the way oot.

The people of Scotland.


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